Stuff I Done This Weekend

-Green Mill Jazz. The bouncer looked like a circus man, with a curly waxed moustachio and some cowboy boots and a bald, bald head, and a fringey jacket made of leather, like a black and white t.v. indian. He liked people to be very, very quiet, and listen to ridiculous drum soloes, and be very, very quiet. He did not like Asians. Not one bit.
-Gotta table. Then gotta little kitty! A girl kitty! Her name is Little Rubella Tuesday! She's great. She slam dunks her mouses. She and Smallpox didn't much like each other but now they're really high on catnip together and I think after tonight they'll love each other. The cat house, the adoption agency I guess, it was insane!!!!!!!! Lots of middle aged lesbians run it, and there are cats EVERYWHERE. My kitty came from Florida with two of her brothers, and they looked like Rorschach Ink Blots all together. When they moved around each other all snuggly like, you could see balloons, or a clown, or some penises or something. There were also these two kitties who I really liked, they came from a house that was full of NINETY FIVE CATS and they were a brother and sister, but they were a little inbred, so the boy cat who I loved so much had a funny underbite and his fangs were stuck out all the time on his bottom jaw, and his eyes were kind of funny, and his face was all squishy like a pug dog, and he was SO DAMN CUTE I JUST WANTED TO EAT HIM UP but he couldn't be adopted without his sister, and three cats is just way too many cats. Anyway, so we got a little girl Rorschach cat instead and she's a sweetie even though she nervous farts all over and it smells REALLY REALLY BAD. She's also six months old only she's like, the size of Smallpox's thigh.
-Then after the kitty house experience I decided I want to rescue kitties someday, and build them a really big house where they can all live and play with mice and snuggle in piles, and then I got home and had a massive allergy attack after rubbing the sleeve of my shirt on my face when it had the hair of like, fifty kitties all over it, and decided maybe I'd think about that plan a little more, or maybe be in a warm climate where they could be outside all the time instead.
-After the kitty house, I went to a potluck!!
-Then I woke up early this morning and Allison Clark, who is the best thing ever, was in this really unfortunate situation where her wallet got stolen on a trip home to Kentucky, and Adam and I were carsitting her car, and it was horrible!! But it enabled me to drive to the aeropuerto to pick up my biggest sister for a conference and we ate so much good food and played with still cranky kittens and then went downtown to her hotel and shopped and ate more good food AND THEN IT SNOWED ALL. OVER. And it still is. I'd like to remind you that today's date is Sunday, April the Fifth, 2009. It is April. And it is SNOWING. And that, friend, is just silly.